Honeypies Birthday How Flora And Honey Met/became Best Buds/when They Made Their Friendship Bracelets!

I hate math

Genuinely thought I was over this meme...

and yet...

little something I had on my mind, thought to share

tale of two students

wouldve made such cute pony princess alicorn partners 🥺

kazuma "accidental innuendos" asogi

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

glados clasping chell’s arm to pull her back through the portal to earth is. hi 😳

im soooo. im not crazy right im NOT overthinking it. its tender. its gentle. as gentle as glados ever manages, maybe. we KNOW how powerful she is, we know how easily she could crush chell’s arm in that metal grip. so the amount of precision. and care. that she is using. to hold chell just tightly enough that she won’t be sucked back out into space but not so hard that she’ll be hurt is. not to be a lesbian but oh my god.

“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies