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my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

Low quality Doki Doki Literature Club doodle mostly from memory

I like this game

perfect headline. no notes

Wait but who here in Spain charging 27$ for an assasination?

Asking fro a friend of course

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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We do that a lot actually, stop spoiling our plans

Oh boy we're in that time of the year when there are people out there on t-shirts but also people with big ass winter coats.

ƎNA art I made on 2024 for Summergrounds showdown, kinda like inktober but epic cuz it's in July and Newgrounds themed. I've been told time and time againg that they are green, so it's as good a time as any to tell you guys I'm colorblind.

Imma start posting some more old art

happy Thursday the 20th

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

Saturday? No, you misheard me.

Satoadday.

Well Pukicho, are you his friend? He clearly waited and didn't forget

This DM I got. Five years apart

STTTOOOOOPPP YOU'RE KILLING THEM

beach day 🏖️☀️

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

Singed arcane moment

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

compilation

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

Having one random ass character be the one human being would be hella funny, like give me Eowyn as Miranda Otto and have every other muppet exclaim her name in unison I beg you

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

Guys I just wanna be evil

I'm too busy tho :<