Latest Posts by tlozmerc - Page 2
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
we got this
and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
no one's ever gonna love me. oh my bus is here
"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it
here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO
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thought this would be a banger on tumblr
╰┈☆Album : Two House☆┈╯╰┈☆Artist - Food House, Gupi, Fraxiom☆┈╯
T4T BREAKUP ALBUM OF THE CENTURY
I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?
currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is
kitty car 🐱
god bless doechii and chappell roan for hating men as public as they are. literally we've needed this for years
friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too
My ides tiramisu, if you even care
Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with
sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers
