Latest Posts by tlozmerc - Page 5
normalize biting people you like
“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.
you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down
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my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop
Bruh I just burnt tf out of my bangs with a lighter
they should let me design tshirts
in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside
whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
why tf was this thing so tantalizing like am i the only one who wanted to eat it
(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants