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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
@thefoxineer
"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...
i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god
okay
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually
WARNING 18+
sex
its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara
she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions
the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"
my pinterest got suspended for NO reason :(
i heard theres this little pink guy called a shrimp. huge if true
“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music
Date idea: Take me on a picnic and fuck me in missionary so I can cloud watch
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
feeling violent (i’m overstimulated)
doing the kubrick stare at his cock
i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy
I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not
a fun thing about being on medication that carries warnings like 'if you suddenly stop taking this you might have effects that can range from feeling crummy to psychosis' is that the pharmacy will still go 'haha oopsie we forget to get those pills you order every single month, you can do without for a while right'
it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that
if the future is made of virtual insanity then i dont want it
when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..