Latest Posts by atheoreticalslut - Page 4
It’s just me and my big thighs against the world
Goodnight to women only. Men think about what you did.
I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!
Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?
obviously, women are a work of art
eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
*turns on fairy lights to masturbate*
wdym you're pulling out. Do you hate me
here are some josh photos that have sent me into a spiral recently
whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it
THE POINT YOUR SONG HERE MISSES IS THAT IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME YOUD RISK MORE THAN A FEW 50CENT WORDS IN YOUR BACKHANDED LOVE SONG
BREAKING NEWS! white boy playing the violin and whistling in a most jaunty and whimsical fashion
this is soooo bad for me
do you think when the greeks went to troy all the different greek armies had to do a bunch of icebreakers with each other? cause odysseus would KILL it at two truths and a lie
I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli
trisha paytas needs to have more kids
✨🙏🕯 jk rowling will die in 2024🕯️🙏✨️
Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
dionysus you have to stop. your robe too purple. your curls too divine, your manic swag too different. they will kidnap you.
Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
does that nut vid also contain your undying love and devotion for me
saw this on reddit and i am SO stoked its such a vintage screenshot. God i miss these days
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