they should invent a money that is in my bank account
makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory
them: you mean a friend group?
Has anyone else noticed that it's bad
thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me
they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me
what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere
i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25
this is real
cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors
dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing
Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing
i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,
i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene for Look magazine in October, 1953.
been appreciating silence more lately. i’m the type of person who has to have headphones in their ears 24/7, but sometimes on mornings i like to just exist & listen to things around me. & legit just not think. there’s so much peace in being okay w just existing
it’s so simple actually. just let people do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn’t harm them or harm anyone else. like that’s it. that’s all there is to it
all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever
Boys during puberty : 😆 haha women are so dumb
Girls during puberty :
the mood swings have been insane lately. one okay productive day costs me two weeks of grief and apathy and anger. hot girls get it
Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them
cmon child safety lid you know it's me
sundays are for breakfast in bed and multiple orgasms and no one can tell me otherwise
i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery
does anyone here know how to consume a peice of media without it consuming your entire existence? asking for a friend.
good omens is always a delight to explain to people because you have to pitch it in a way that makes the other person want to watch/read it while simultaneously explaining that the two main characters contribute essentially nothing to the plot
why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised