Latest Posts by aubrio - Page 5

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

yeah your ship may have kissed but did they try to kill each other?

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

its not gal on gal. its bro sex

i love u depressed white girl

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

*slides u a note* do u wanna kiss me y or n

what’s a girl gotta do to get a lil kissy on the top of her head

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb