Cordelia: Knowledge is power
Alastair: Yes
Cordelia: *smacks him with a trigonometry textbook* KNOWLEDGE
Will, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car!
Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!
Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is
James: No way! :O
Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!
Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid
Lucie: He's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great-looking ones who do that?
Matthew: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Lucie: I mean... men.
Matthew: Okay, thanks, that really helped...
Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?
Matthew: Vodka
Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??
Matthew: ...
Matthew: with toast.
Kit: Please, don't do this to me!
Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*
Kit, crying: Please, stop-
Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?
Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?
Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.
Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-
Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.
Magnus: You’re late
Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come
Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.
Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?
Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.
Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?
Alec: I do not.
Isabelle: HEY!
Clary: Take me with you.
Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.
*a few weeks ago*
Tessa: What the fucking hell is this?!
Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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