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Latest Posts by pmeep - Page 6
im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)
i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang
Guys, I just drew a dot
be proud of me
when you see this please reblog and make my dot famous
GUYS I GAVE IT A FACE
Edit : GUYS I GAVE IT A TOP HAT
Edit : I GAVE IT ARMS AND LEGS
I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
doodle
Art by Davood Moghaddami
man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
"wiggle" is a great word for what it is ... my two cents
not now kitten daddy's being crucified
caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”
my favorite customer service slip ups
wise duck in my phone, show me how to abandon boundless guilt and shame
海底パーティ
Come Over & We Can Hang Out on thr floor
I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
"because the ai generated gay sex cats killed my grandma, okay?"
This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u
Huge dude covered in tattoos, wearing a lab coat: "Hey, kid. First day in evil scientist jail? No problem. First thing you're gonna wanna do is take down the biggest guy in the yard. That's Big Steve. We call him The Mitochondria."
Me: "Because he's the p-"
Guy: "Because he's the powerhouse of the cell, yeah"
what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing
I only need $190
paypal fundraiser is gonna end in an hour so i'm making a new post with my links, I'm massively late on rent, I'm risking an eviction from lack of payment, my bank is overdrafted, I need food and water in the house. I'm at my wits end trying to fix everything and not being able to fix anything.
And I'm sick, dealing with an infection and health problems that are making my depression a lot worse.
I need help.
