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Well i had to add them to this lis
mcu + iconic trios
Okay so I know spiderman can’t pick up mjolnir because he won’t kill but what if someone very important to Peter dies (love interest maybe) and Peter absolutely breaks down cause he didn’t kill the villain when he could’ve and there’s like a bunch of lightning around him when he falls into his knees and mhornir just flew into his hand because he finally is ready to kill.
Can't wait any longer
How do you plead?
2012, aka the year when two groups of superheroes were formed in order to defeat two of the most interesting and emo villains to ever walk the earth.
Here's a list of characters I love in fiction but hate in real life because some people are getting a little too serious
Tony Stark- MCU
Steve- Troll Hunters
Snotlout- How To Train Your Dragon
Greg House- House
James Potter- Harry Potter/Marauders
Matthew Murdock- Daredevil
Fitzwilliam Darcy- Pride and Prejudice
Tony Dinozzo- NCIS
There are probably more honestly. I love these characters and will defend them in an argument, but fiction does not equal reality
If you hate on Tony Stark or Iron Man you suck. You just suck. If it's constructive criticism of his character or his actions or morals that's different, but if you just hate him cause "he's selfish" or "he's not really a hero" or "he's the worst of the Avengers" then you suck. If not a hero, what is he? He didn't start off as a good guy, but he realizes what he did wrong and changes it, and he does it without completely changing who he is as a person.
Tony Stark may be selfish and an asshole, but that does not make him selfless. He literally sacrifices himself in Avengers, and its not because he thinks he can make it or because he wants attention. He just cares about everyone and the world. He has trust issues and he's worried about himself, but he's also so worried about everyone else. He cares so much for Pepper and Happy and all of the Avengers. He is just scared to express it because bad things tend to happen when he cares about people.
I understand the criticism of him in Civil War, mostly because of how he brings Peter in, but from his pov it's perfectly reasonable. He agrees to the Accords because he is full of guilt. He feels like if he and the other Avengers agree to it the world will be a safer and more just place. They'll have accountability. Honestly it makes perfect sense from a civilian point of view. I'm not saying it was the right call or that Steve was wrong, his pov was perfectly reasonable too, given his history. But then Steve left and took half of Tony's family with him. Then he sided with- for all Tony's seen- a terrorist and the very thing he's trying to stop. Then when Tony finally realizes he's in the wrong, he finds out that Bucky killed his parents (the fact that he was being controlled was irrelevant at that point) and Steve knew about it. Knew about it, talked to Tony several times, and didn't tell him. Tony reacted rashes, but he literally found out that his best friends best friend killed his parents.
The thing about Tony bringing Peter in and not telling him anything is totally reasonable. Peter was just a kid, I know Tony was desperate and that Peter was already fighting bad guys, but it was still a bad call. I do think that Peter was told more than what was shown in the movie, and that he would have agreed with Tony regardless.
Anyway, this was just a really long rant post because everyone hates on Tony or says that there was no way Civil War could be right on both sides. This is not an invitation to hate on Steve or anyone else. It's definitely understandable from both sides unless you Don't Want to see both sides.
How Civil War Started...
Steve: Tony! You want to hear a joke?
Tony: N-
Steve: How much did it cost to kill your parents?
Tony: ...
Steve: A Buck...
Everyone: 👁👄👁
Steve & Bucky:
INFINITY WAR: Theory of CAPTAIN AMERICA
To all the members of the marvel fandom... this may break some of your hearts but it’s probably 42% false, hopefully.
Everyone knows that Chris Evans is done his 6 movie marvel contract and that he would have to be signed back later... well, infinity war part 1 is his last marvel movie as Captain America😭
And on the other hand, Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie marvel contract and has only done 4, including infinity war part 1. What I’m getting at is...
BUCKY BARNES MIGHT BE THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA😱
ARGHHH I’ve probably just broken some of your hearts but it’s probably the truth. This is most likely affecting EVERYONE AND IT IS NOT OKAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE DIES IN INFINITY WAR,(R.I.P Vision) I WILL TACKLE STAN LEE! It’s either Steve Rogers dies or Bucky becomes Captain America...
What do y’all think??? Anyone thought the same thing???🤔
WHY DO I SEE THIS HAPPENING?😂
(Clint brings Steve to a barn)
Steve: Why are we at a barn, Clint?
Clint: Natasha told me you were looking for a barn.
Steve: BARNES, Clint.
CLINT BARTON IS MY HERO😭😭😂
BIGGEST TROLL IN MARVEL HISTORY
DON’T DIE OR LEAVE IN INFINITY WAR PLZZZZZ😰😰
Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2
Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.
Hela: You don’t look like him!
Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him.
Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!
Thor: He’s my brother!
Loki: Adopted.
Thor: YESSS
(Turns to the grand master)
Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!
Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!
Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!
Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!
Val: Revengers?
Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?
Banner: I’ll get something!
Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!
(Proceeds to throw Loki)
Thor: HaHa! Works every time!
Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!
Korg: Thank you!
Loki: Hit her with your lightning!
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!
Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!
(Hulk gets thrown back)
Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!
Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.
Quotes from Thor Ragnarok
Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!
Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!
Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?
(Sees Hulk)
Loki: I need to get off this planet!
Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!
Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.
(Hulk gets out)
Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.
Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah
Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH
Loki: Surprise!
(Throws a bottle)
Loki: OW!
Thor: Just checking!
Val: He tried to kill me!
Hulk: same.
Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬
Thor: Its great! It works every time!
Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!
Imagine being part of the Marvel cast and being liked by these guys!
A/n: gifs aren’t mine!
Tom Hiddleston
Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?
Tom: I’d rather no-
Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!
Tom: I’m listening!
Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!
(He said winking at you)
Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*
(You said waving goodbye and walking off)
Tom: (gif happens) Wow!
Sebastian Stan
(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns)
Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny!
Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?
Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan?
Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!
Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?
Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!
Y/n: You make one!
Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!
(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens
Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!
(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)
Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?
(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)
Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!
(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)
Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?
Chris Evans
Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!
Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!
Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Y/n: You did not just say that to me!
(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)
Chris: You heard me!
Y/n: You just started war Evans!
(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)
Chris: I’m well aware of that!
(He got up and slowly walked towards you)
Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse
Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
Chris: Are you the chicken?
(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)
Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!
Chris: Right!
Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!
(Chris nodded his head mockingly)
Chris: Yeah you do!
You know that feeling when you were going to see Shang-Chi eventually with your sister but then she tells you she doesn’t want to see it, so now you have no one to see it with?
………………….Just me?
Hell yeah! Gay pda is much more avoided than straight pda. It would have been 10 times more effective!!!
Well "What If...?" the events of Winter Soldier still happen with Captain Carter ...
How did they not think, “Oh, the first superhero movie to be nominated for an academy award was BLACK PANTHER, maybe these other POC lead movies/shows could do well if we went back and saw what we did right in Black Panther, and use some of the same techniques”
people forget that marvel is a BUSINESS. marvel brings disney a shit ton of money, so they’re gonna do what they can to make money- including expanding the universe as much as they can.
they’re going to promote what they believe will sell. based on their shitty treatment of poc, they dont believe poc movies/projects will sell.
dont believe me? look at their promotion for shang chi, t’challa’s what if episode, sam wilson as captain america
it pisses me the fuck off that poc have continuously have to fight for their spot in media. and have to do their own promotion and marketing. we deserve to have just as much spotlight.
the disney ceo called shang chi an experiment bc it’s going to be released exclusively in theatres- like almost every other marvel project? shut the fuck up dude
Jake when ever
I really missed his smile
Daredevil: *exist*
Me:
made a meme about myself :D
I'm sure Jake and Arthur's fight went something like this:
I still worry about the fact that he changed the parting of his hair...
Just a little cute meow meow
The Illuminati just made stairs in their headquarters with a bunch of steps, despite the fact that one of them is in a wheelchair?
