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sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

Annabelle’s TV show…🕸🕷 

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)

sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

Your laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

My favorite statement givers in tma are the people who only survived because they did not give a single fuck about what was happening and just accepted that that was their life now.

I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started

I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away

actually jonah being so secure in his bet with peter is so funny, like peter’s like “oh hey this one looks incredibly lonely and easy to pick off” and jonah’s just looking at martin ‘willingly chose to be traumatized just to get one up on him’ kartin blackwood like “yes yep absolutely have fun with that, he’s definitely easy to manipulate, can’t imagine it going wrong for you”

like. he sent jon to jude perry and mike crew to get fucked up. he sent peter to martin.

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

what a week huh?

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

Over the Garden Wall is great because you can watch the entire thing in an hour and fifty minutes and then think about it nonstop for the rest of your life.

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had

im still fucked up about mag 31. Jon reads a statement about some hunt avatar werewolf in america tracking people for Fun and then letting one of them leave alive and just goes well thats not my problem and then straight up goes to the same general area in america and guess what happens. guess what happens to him. guess.

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

I will be removing myself from situations

whens my squad of creepy med students going to make a reappearance mr sims??

thinking about the dichotomy between The Vast and The Buried lads

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

peter and elias are soo funny to me as a villainous duo because one of them dresses like ‘lighthouse keeper’ is an acceptable aesthetic, absolute captain birdseye off the shits, built like a brick shithouse and one of them is a twinky little victorian dandy who still thinks that men’s corsets are in fashion. on a related note, one of them beat a man to death with a lead pipe and shot an old woman three times in the chest and has torn people’s eyes out with his bare hands before and will again, and one of them has to use his gay little mist powers to kill anyone, and this is funny because it is absolutely not the way round you’d think

Tim: *doubled over in pain*

Damian: he’s faking it