Latest Posts by sad0mori - Page 4

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will

Sorry, what did you just say? I was too distracted by the blood & grief on your gorgeous face.

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

this hit me like a truck

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

Jerking off any%

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

god complex? i actually find it quite simple: im better than them

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it