Cassie Clare - Blog Posts
And also current day lightwoods because well Kit Lightwoods is dead and i hate her for it
Okay but Cassie can we please get an updated family tree?
I need to know what path was taken to get to the modern day Fairchilds.
2 1/2 months until the jordelia wedding guys. how we feeling?
YOOOOO
just realized that in TWP we get a TY POV
i am filled with much happiness
Cassie suddenly reblogging so many posts about Matthew Fairchild (especially on instagram) makes me DEEPLY worried
Is he going to die? I love him so much
…please don’t die
Shout-out to Cassandra Clare for appreciating the intimacy of characters calling each other by their full names when everyone else uses a nickname for them
You don’t even know what type of a celestial being I will turn into while reading Ty’s pov for the first time, you do not know
Count the hours count the days count the years I’ll spend in that place
alec being teenage mom with two kids before ever having a ring on, izzy marrying indie boy band nerd, jace is jace, the lightwood siblings are the biggest proof why you shouldn't let your ex cultist coworker babysit your kids
When someone asks who my bf is
Well, that kind of depends... some times it's Rhysand, other times it's Rowan. And then every other Monday is one of the Herondales. Oh no, Lightwoods are on Mondays, Herondales are on Tuesdays. And occasionally, Aleksander Morozova, he usually goes by The Darkling. Either Daniel Altan Wing or Four once a month... and Maxon too if he has the time.
Nobody Beats Jace Herondale
Percy: My mother was made Hades’s Prisoner
Jace: Mine killed herself after my fathers’s death, I never knew her and I was dug out of her corpse.
Percy: Well, we have the Mist
Jace: We have glamour AND runes
Percy: My eyes is a beautiful sea green
Jace: Mine is gold and I’m naturally blond.
Percy: I almost got killed a million times in my series and I came out of Tartarus.
Jace: Big deal, I actually died and the Angel Raziel raised me back from the dead.
Percy: I have a movie.
Jace: So do I, and I have a Neflix series though the actor is not as stunningly attractive as I am.
Percy: I was betrayed by my so called good friend, Luke.
Jace: My adoptive father and brother are the villan of my series and I not only thought Valentine was my real father but I was also connected to Sebastian.
Percy: Ugh....I give up, I challenge you to a sword fight.
*Jace lights up a Seraph Blade and twists it expertly, flipping his hair
Percy: Umm, nevermind.
The Perfect fan cast for Alastair Carstairs
It was extremely difficult to find ethnic Persian men that had blond hair but not coloured eyes and pale skin. After searching for a few minutes I believe I found the perfect fan cast for Alastair.
Meet Hamid Fadaei
(Alastair's real hair is dark brown and he has beady eyes).
Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?
Emma: Show me the law
Cristina: *hands her a book*
Emma: I’m not reading all of that
I can't believe we all fogot about this
Cecily: Will is in trouble again!
Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?
Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?
Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car
Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.
Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?
Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed
Thomas: What was that?
Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!
Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
Jem: That’s… that’s not good…
Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical
Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!
Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?
Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!
Kit: It gets rid of the rust
Jem: That’s not how it works…
Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.
Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?
Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-
Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Julian: Sure thing
Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.
Mugger: No, I mean-
Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital
Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!
Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?
Gabriel: No, because you’re scary
Cecily: Oh, alright
Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?
Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”
Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?
Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Alastair: Date me
Thomas: What?
Alastair: I said… mate with me
Thomas: Excuse me?
Alastair: I said-
Thomas: You hate me
Alastair: Yes, that
Julian: *knocks on the door*
Mark: Who is there?
Julian: It’s me, Mark
Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!
Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*
Kit: Hey, hey, hey
Ghost!Will: Kit, stop it, I’m serious-
Kit: I’m dancing on your bridge!
Ghost!Will: Just listen
Kit: fuck yOU goat man!
*At the end of Chain of Gold*
Tatiana: THIS DEMON’S SPAWN BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!
Lucie: What is HAPPENING?
Thomas: James’ getting served
Christopher: But I haven’t even ordered yet
Inquisitor Bridgestock: ORDER
Christopher: Uh, yeah, a Cheeseburger please!
Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.
Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?
Will: I didn’t do it
Jem: Then why are you laughing?
Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius