Kon, about Tim: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.
*shopping for their new home*
Jack: We have plates already!
Davey: We have three non-matching plastic plates that Race stole from various Cracker Barrels.
Jack: They’re microwave and dishwasher safe.
*some years later*
Dazai: Atsushi, Akutagawa...
Atsushi and Akutagawa: Yes, Dazai.
Dazai: About the rumour...
Atsushi, Akutagawa: What rumour?
Dazai: Poetry.
Atsushi, Akutagawa:
Dazai: It's not what everybody thinks it is.
Akutagawa: I'm afraid explaining any further while in your partner's bed will only make matters worse, Mrs. Nakahara.
Dazai: Did you just call me Mrs. Nakahara?
Atsushi: It's best if you get used to it sooner than later.
Dazai:
Akutagawa, opening a door he shouldn't have opened: Dazai, Chuuya?
Dazai and Chuuya shocked, as their kissing session just got disturbed: Akutagawa?
Akutagawa, concerned: Is everything alright?
Dazai: It's perfectly fine.
Dazai: Chibi, tell him what we're doing.
Chuuya: We...
Chuuya: I'm teaching him some poetry.
Akutagawa: Poetry?
Dazai:
Dazai: Yes, I love poetry.
Akutagawa:
Chuuya: I'm surprised as you are. He can't get enough of it.
Akutagawa: I'll leave you to do your poetry then...
Akutagawa: *closes the door, regretting all his life decisions*
Aru: I don’t know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings. Brynne: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.
Aru: What? No! Brynne: You said, “without hurting their feelings.” Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren’t hurt. Aru:... Brynne: Face might be, though.
Yord: can we please do things my way for ONCE? Jecki: Yord, we tried things your way.
Yord: What are you talking about? No we didn’t.
Jecki: I did it in my head and it didn’t work. So we’re still doing things my way.
Sol: Why are you smiling?
Jecki: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Osha: Yord tripped and fell in the hallway
Yord: You know, I was once arrested for being too cool
Jecki, not impressed: Yeah, and the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence
Elora: What’s your gender? Willow: knowledge Grayson: fear Kit: Gay Boorman: dad jokes! Jade: ... female
Jade: Hey Kit: Hey Jade: Have you eaten yet? Kit: Have you eaten yet? Jade: Are you copying me? Kit: Are you copying me? Jade: I love you. Kit: Yeah I ate like an hour ago. Jade: *tears welling in eyes* Kit: DON’T CRY I’M KIDDING I LOVE YOU TOO DON’T CRY-
Kit: *hands Jade a glass of water*
Jade: *drinking it* Thanks... What’s this for?
Kit: Elora says you get thirsty around me.
Jade: *chokes on water* WHAT-
Kit: Jade, Jade, do the thing!
Jade: *genuinely smiles*
Kit, breathlessly overwhelmed: Oh my god...
Kit: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something. Jade: I say this respectfully, Princess, but you don't have bad luck. Bad things keep happening to you because you're a dumbass.
Kit: I'm friendly, loyal, and energetic. Kit: I just described a dog, didn't I? Jade: Well, yeah, but people love dogs
Jade: When you betrayed me, you lost something important. Kit: Wait. Not my rainbow toe socks. You wouldn't. Jade: Oh my- No, you idiot! My respect! You lost my respect! Kit: Oh, thank god *awkward silence* Kit: because I kinda REALLY need those toe socks
Boorman: What if ‘It’s Raining Men’ & ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ are both about the same event but from different perspectives?
Jade: I’m literally begging you to stop.
Jade: Truth or dare?
Kit: Truth.
Jade: How many hours have you slept this week?
Kit: Dare.
Jade: Kit, you have to sleep.
Kit: Uggghh, I hate this game.
Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Thomas: Why not 24/7?
Alastair: Mental crisis hour.