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Another set of sentence prompts!
“No, you don’t deserve ice cream!”
“Please stop calling it your lair.”
“I want a lion.”
“I’ll be the guard dog.”
“Do you HATE happiness?!“
"Okay, I got a pla- oh."
"What are your thoughts on giraffes in turtlenecks?”
“ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY BONKERS?!"
"’We’re not going to die’? We’re not going to die?! Well it bloody feels like we’re about to die!”
“At least breathe in between bites!”
“You’re strangely nonchalant for someone who almost died a minute ago.”
“Who are these people?!”
“That was definitely my finest hour.”
“You are not going to have a good day.”
“Use the little scanny thing.”
“Ow, you shot me in the face!”
“Behind you!”
“Listen, it’s for science.”
“I didn’t even have to do anything.”
“Dude, this is romantic as fuck.”
“I’m in your mind…” “Great, just what I needed, more useless crap in there.”
“Anyone want to sing along?”
“I can save you.” “No, you can’t.”
“I don’t want to be rude, but you’re here to do an actual job.”
“Are you humming?” “It’s my theme song, I need it for confidence!”
“Let’s talk dirty to each other.” “Babe… we’re at work. Remember? Professional. Behavior. Please.”
“That looks infected.” “It’s fine.” “You’re dying.” “Well… that’s fine too.”
“Crickety crack, that’s really wack.”
1.“How did you managed to lose a thirty years old man in a supermarket?”
2.“Don’t you dare walk away from me!”
3.“You can’t live by quoting emo bands for the rest of your life”
4. “What’s up with her?” “March 22” “Oh God”
5. “Why would his husband kill him?”
6. “There’s no other way of making easy money. ”
“You never thought about prostitution, did you?”
7. “And she stole my last bit of–” “Hope?” “Chocolate”
8. “I may be a hacker but I’m no murderer.” “The term is hunter” “Don’t correct me”
9. “I’m sorry but Obama’s not coming back”
10.“You don’t drown people in public pools”
11.“Can we pass today’s ‘How to be a murderer’ lesson?”
12.“He’s gonna be fine” “You threw him in a well!”
13.“I haven’t slept in six months, do you really want to put up with me?”
14.“Go home, you’re drunk”
15.“Stop touching my hair!” “But it’s so soft!”
16.“We’re not going to a church with you dressed like that”
17.“I never thought of reading The Bible but I might rethink this life choice. And all my other life choices. I think I’m going in existential crisis, bye”
18.“Hello, hello! Can you hear me?” “Stop quoting Lana del Rey, for the love of God!”
19.“It’s only interesting if you’re talking about Fall Out Boy”
20.“I’m not high, I’m just really tired” 21.“Don’t broke into people’s houses!” “How’d you got here again?”
22.“I may be dangerous but have you met my wife?”
23.“Are you silently judging me?”
“Of course not, if I judge people I’ll make sure they hear me”
24.“I’m scared of her.” “She’s nineteen” 25.“Don’t yell at me! When people yell at me I start yelling at people and I’m not sure you want to hear a Romanian yelling at you!”
26.“You did what?”
27.“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, I’m saying she’s a… power digger”
28.“Can you stop crying?” “MCR broke up four years ago, what do you mean stop crying?”
29.“The bad guy’s in jail, my uncle is in the Hospital recovering and I finally got my cigarettes back”
30.“We found her playing guitar in a Devil’s Trap”
31.“I don’t react good after earthquakes and you know it!”
32.“Why do you have a photo of you in Nazi clothes?” “Aesthetic”
33.“I’m not saying you’re too old for the internet, I’m saying you’re too old to be cool on the internet.”
34.“Why is our sink made out of jelly and why is there orange juice instead of water?”
35.“You should really start packing your– Is that my laptop?”
36.“Is your brother in law seriously Satan?”
37.“Why do the Greek Gods have a restraining order against you?”
38.“What do you mean that’s not how to get tumblr popular?”
39.“Don’t listen to them, lyrics spam is always the answer.”
40.“How ‘bout you give up?”
I think it hit at the end
Writing Prompt #177
“I guess I’m just not enough for anyone to care about.”
“Bullshit. Don’t let someone else’s asshole actions make you think any less of yourself.”
“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”
“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”
“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”
“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”
“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”
“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”
“Oh, were you talking to me? Do you think you even have the right to?”
“What can I say? I’m good at what I do.”
“I wasn’t exactly telling you what to do. They were just suggestions that you so happened to go with.”
“I don’t care what you have to say to me, but if I so much as hear one bad thing about them coming from your mouth, you’ll be sorry.”
“The taste of glory is sweet and I want to experience it again. Will you help me?”
“Trust me when I say you do not want to go in there. For good reason, I assure you.”
Book lovers…
“If I could give someone else my worries, I wouldn’t even hesitate.”
“They’re kind of like a puppy. They just follow me everywhere.”
“You make it feel like time has stopped and it’s just the two of us.”
“No one comes even close to making me feel anything. Don’t even try.”
“I always get the short end of the stick. Why do I keep going along with your plans?”
“I can’t believe you got me to admit all of that.”
“I told you that I’d come back to collect your debts.”
“Do you have to play your music so loudly? My head’s killin’ me.”
“This was decided for us way before we even knew about it.”
“How about instead of arguing with the sirens, we go somewhere less dangerous?”
“I knew since the beginning. I just didn’t want to say anything and ruin it for you.”
“I promised them I’d never stop looking, no matter what it takes.”
“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”
“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”
“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”
“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”
“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”
“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”
Random One Line Prompts
- “You made me cookies?” - “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.” - “You stole what?” - “You aren’t pathetic.” - “A dragon ate your homework?” - “I was suppose die you dumb ass!” - “You looked at me differently.” - “You work at a zoo now? Neat.” - “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.” - “I’m not pregnant!” - “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?” - “You found a child?” - “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.” - “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?” - “You ever seen something as cool as this?” - “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.” - “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?” - “I thought you were dead!” - “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.” - “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?” - “Did you just? You just- oh my god!” - “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!” - “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?” - “I shit you not.” - “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” - “My man, I am high as a kite right now.” - “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!” - “You just kissed me.” - “But you hate avocados.” - “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.” - “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”
“It’s very rude of you to make me fall in love with you. Inconsiderate, really.”
“Not what you had in mind?”
“So inconvenient.”
“I’m not sorry.”
“…me either.”
Writing Prompt: Dialogue
“I got to admit, you’re really sexy with that gun. Terrifying, but sexy.”
Writing Prompt: Dialogue
“God, it’s gorgeous out here.” “Won’t be so gorgeous if you fall forty feet and slam into the pavement.”
“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”
i just need some rly fluffy Jared x Evan in my life,,, if you're able to? ty !!!
Enjoy! And doesn’t everyone need a little bit of fluffy JaredxEvan once in a while?
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“Evannnnnnn,” Jared whined as he curled further into the blankets. Evan sighed as he turned towards his boyfriend. “Jar-Jared you were just up, why didn’t you tu-turn off the lights before you climbed in bed?” Evan questioned as he stared at his boyfriend’s face.
“I forgot,” Jared once again whined. Evan would not get up, no matter what Jared did or tried, he would not get up, he was comfortable, he would stay in bed. “Well that’s ju-just too bad isn’t it? If you wa-want the light turned off, luckily I can sleep with or without the light on,” Evan gave his boyfriend a sly smile and shut his eyes.
“Evannnn, if you lovee me you would get up and turn it off,” Jared pouted. Evan opened his eyes once more and shook his head. Jared’s pout was adorable but Evan had to stay strong, he would not give in. “No Jared, go to sleep with the light on,” Evan stated. He once again closed his eyes until he felt Jared shove him lightly with his feet.
“Alright! Ja-Jared remove your feet!” Evan cried as he moved away from the coldness. Jared simply shot his boyfriend a smile as Evan got up to turn off the light. Once again he’d given into what Jared wanted but Evan couldn’t say no to him. “I love you,” Jared sighed as he lazily cuddled into his boyfriend.
“I love you too,” Evan smiled, making sure to keep Jared’s feet far away from his legs.
“I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU
- (@narcissisticfelix)
“I can’t remember the last time we had a moment alone.”
“Oh? Been thinking about me?”
“Well-”
“Oh gross! My eyes!”
“Knock next time!”
“She stood in the dark, wood panelled hallway and stared at the door in front of her. It was slightly ajar and warm light spilled out onto the rich carpet and over her feet. She inhaled slowly, reached forward and pushed the door open.”
buckynat prompt: snow, a dog, a snack, music, holding hands.
“This is not exactly what I had in mind.” She was facing him on the couch, her mouth quirked up in amusement as she watched Bucky settle himself in: he sat on the opposite end, leaving a space in between them. To give me room to stretch out later, she noted, thinking it considerate of him.
But he had yet to respond to her comment.
Instead, he carefully placed the bowl of popcorn on his lap and popped open a beer, offering it to her first before cracking open another one for himself. Once he’d taken an experimental sip and found its contents satisfying, he leaned back and extended his foot onto the coffee table.
When all that was done, he finally turned to her and noticed that she was staring. “What?” he asked, pretending he had no idea what she could’ve been referring to.
Natasha looked pointedly at the coffee table, where the DVD cover for “Snow Dogs” lay open and empty, the disc already in the DVD player.
He pretended not to notice. His face devoid of all emotion.
Oh, he’s playing that game? Natasha was never one to back down from a challenge.
They stared at each other a few long seconds, each daring the other to crack. Neither moved: an expert spy, capable of pushing her most violent emotions down into hidden depths, and an assassin - a man more than used to masking his every feeling.
This was going to be a long game of chicken.
Except that Raul Malo’s “Today” suddenly blasted through their screen as the film began to play. And Natasha lost it, laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing was.
Bucky grinned widely and tossed a few kernels of popcorn into his mouth. “Do I get to claim a prize?” he asked when she’d calmed down.
“Sure,” she said and crawled towards him.
Once they’d kissed she stole a handful of popcorn, but as she began to retreat to her end of the couch, he removed the bowl from his lap and placed it on the side table. She picked up on his intention immediately and grinned at the idea that they were spending their free time even doing this. She shifted so that she could lay her head on his lap. “I feel like a teenager at a slumber party-”
“Shh,” he interrupted, teasing, “it’s already started. This is supposed to be a cinematic masterpiece.”
“Says who?”
“Thor,” he said and then did his best impression of him. “‘Tis an outstanding piece of comedic plotting!”
Natasha snorted.
“An admirable encapsulation of the pure and true bond which may occur between man and beast. I heartily recommend that you watch it on your theatre box.”
“Well, if it’s heartily recommended…”
He lifted her hand and kissed it with a smile.
Super sappy prompts #14 and/or #21 for JaredxEvan
Enjoy!! #21 “I’m better when I’m with you”
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“Hey, you’ll be okay,” Jared reassured his boyfriend as he gripped Evan’s hand. He could feel the clamminess of Evan’s hands as the two entered the movie theater. “Evan you’ll be okay, you’re getting better with social interactions,” Jared smiled. Evan simply nodded, Jared was helping him get over his fear of social situations. Dr. Sherman had suggested it and when he asked his boyfriend Jared agreed.
Evan tried he really did but it was so difficult. He wanted to talk but the crushing fear of social interaction kept him in his shell. But before this he would never think of going to a movie theater, let alone with his boyfriend. “I know, you make me better,” Evan smiled sweetly at his boyfriend.
Jared smiled back, grateful Evan was trying his best. “Okay so you’ll get the tickets?” Jared stated. Evan nodded as they approached the ticket broker. Evan immediately went cold, he didn’t think this through. All those time with the pizza guys, how he could never talk to them. “C-Can…Can…Ca-can I-I-I get,” Evan started but he couldn’t finish.
Jared butt in, noticing the color drain from Evan’s face. “Can we get two tickets to beauty and the beast please,” Jared smiled. The lady smiled back and nodded. The two got their tickets and Evan just looked at the floor as they walked away. “I’m sorry I just…” Evan sighed but Jared cut him off.
“You almost did it, and that’s a huge step Evan,” Jared kissed his boyfriend’s cheek as they got their soda and popcorn. “The fact you’re even here is amazing and a giant step,” Jared told him.
“I’m better when I’m with you Jared, I’m always better when I’m with you,” Evan said as they took their seats. Jared gave him strength and confidence and strength and while he didn’t cure Evan’s anxiety, he was like a rock and Evan was thankful for him.
I request "So are you guys dating, or?" for BbRae! XD
YOU GOT IT. I’m kind of hyped about YJ S3, and I’m looking forward to some more BB character development, so, I’ve had this idea in my head for a while! A potential ‘what if’ situation. :) I hope it’s okay! For obvious reasons, he’s aged up here.
“You came,” she breathed, her expression more of relief than anything else.
It was the first time in a long time that he’d seen her act not so indifferent; she was genuine in her pleasure with seeing him again. It gave him hope, made him feel a glimmer of that exhilirating anticipation, that he was something more to her. Especially when she looked at him like that.
Beast Boy morphed back into his human shape and dusted off his uniform. Sparing her a small smile, and spending a few moments to appreciate her uncanny beauty, he finally found his voice. “And you’re not actually evil.”
Smooth. Real smooth.
It was a miracle neither Bart or Jaime had been there to hear that one.
Suddenly, her eyes were like purple steel. She crossed the room towards him, closing the distance in a few strides, and her hands came up to clutch at his shoulders. He tried to ignore the way his heart pounded in his chest at her unexpected nearness. “Gar, you can’t be here. You have to go. Now.”
The seriousness in her tone had returned, but the way her brows furrowed, and her bottom lip jutted out, told him that she was just worried about his well-being.
He shook his head in protest. “I can’t just leave you here, Rae. Not when I know the truth. Come on, we have to go tell the others what’s really going on.” He grabbed hold of her hand firmly, not waiting for her consent, and tugged her after him.
Raven broke free of his grasp immediately after giving him quite a bit of resistance. “No! I can’t!” She cried out.
He stilled, watching her back away reluctantly, like it was the last thing she wanted to do. “Beast Boy, I can’t go with you.” Her voice softened, and she averted her gaze to the ground.
“Why not?” Even to his own ears, he sounded desperate.
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Hey it's the Disney anon! Yeah I meant sort of live action BATB cause I love the Bucky fic you did😊 So if it's something you'd be happy to write for can I request a reader x gaston fic where they grew up together and she is in love with him but is convinced it isn't mutual & that he deserves better so doesn't tell him. Another guy asks her out & she accepts cause she thinks she should move on if gaston will never love her. But Gaston actually gets super jealous/possessive. Hope it's ok thanks❤
Pairing: Gaston x Reader Fandom: Disney ; Beauty and the Beast (2017)Warnings: /
A/N: asdfghjkl, I’m so glad you send me this request, I literally grinned so hard when I got it! I don’t normally post two things a day, but I literally had the easiest time writing this. This prompt gave me so much inspiration that I just typed it in one go and I’m actually quite happy with how it turned out. I hope you like it as well and if you have any other gaston x reader request please send them my way. I LOVE writing for him and the reader. (added Gaston to my fandoms list)
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“You’restaring again,” LeFou, who had seemingly sneaked up on you,whispered.
Youblinked a few times to break the spell you were under before andturned around, wanting to convince him that, no, you weren’t staringat Gaston like a fool in love.
But the look he threw you was enoughto know that it wouldn’t work on him.
“It’snot like I don’t understand. And I’m certainly not the one to judgeyou,” he winked at you and you had to laugh a little. “But what Idon’t understand is why you don’t tell him. You’ve known eachother for so long..”
“OhLeFou. If only it were so easy. Look at him..-” he was currentlychasing Belle again. “He doesn’t feel the same and I doubt he everwill. He needs a woman who cooks for him and plays the good wife. Youand me both know that I’m not that kind of woman.”
“Neitheris Belle! Which is why he fancies her! So what makes you different?”
“I’ma huntress, LeFou. Belle and me are completely the opposite. If she’s his type then I’m most certainly not.”
“She’s beautiful. That’s why she’s his type. And do I need to remind you of your beauty?”
Yousighed and turned around to face your friend, smiling a little, thenhugging him.
Inthe meantime, Gaston gave up for today in chasing Belle andapproached the two of you.
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It was a secret they would take to their graves
41 blitzstone for the writing prompts please!
“Have you lost your fucking mind?”
He snaps at you scoldingly, standing in front of you with the first aid kit in hands. You just roll your eyes as you flop back on the couch, getting a little blood on the pillows, even though you know it’s just because Blitzen is worried about you. It isn’t that big of a deal though, you just tried to use too much magic and passed out in an alley for a few hours.
“I’m fine”
You sign back, wincing as the dwarf starts to clean the cuts and bruises you got from falling face first into the sidewalk.
“You are not, you could have died”
He huffs as he sticks a band-aid on your cheek. You pull a face at him before turning your head to the side, ignoring his ranting. Blitzen doesn’t appreciate that, poking and then lightly hitting you in the chest until you look back at him tiredly.
“Don’t ignore me, I’m serious”
He says before really starting to go off on you, a rant he’ll later deny was a rant.
“Blitzen”
You sign, trying to get his attention but he keeps going on about you taking too many risks. It’s so hard to get him to stop when he’s yelling at you. He only stutters off when you reach up and grab him by his tie.
“Hearth, what are you do-”
Blitzen starts to ask, clearly annoyed, but you pull him down and press your lips against his before he can finish. He stiffened a bit, still angry with you but as you pulled him closer he relaxed a little. He only started kissing you back when you wrap your hands around his hips and pull him onto your lap. You idly run a hand up his back before tangling it in his hair, feeling the dwarf gasp against your lips. You grin and tighten your grip before flipping him, pinning the shorter under you as you deepen the kiss, his hands gripping the front of your jacket. When you pull back Blitz’s face is flushed and his brown eyes hazed over a bit. You pap his face gently as you pull back
“I’m fine love. Also hungry, let’s get something to eat”
You sign before getting up. He pushes himself up as well, totally in a daze
“Uh-huh yeah… Wait a minute, I’m not done nagging you! Hearth, get back here you silly elf!”
“I love you,” the rogue said, finally admitting their feelings. They held the princen’s hand and held their breath, waiting for a response.
“I… will get back to you on that,” the princen said, patting the rogue’s hand gently before they pulled away and turned toward the battle that waited for them.
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Only, instead of grunting, the zombies all constantly sing the last song they heard before they died. Surprisingly, many of them sound quite good.
“If we try all this again, and I lose you-”
“Hey, look at me. That isn’t going to happen, I promise. I’m not letting you go.”
Dark Quotes & Prompts
Anonymous said: Hi, thank you for all you do! I was wondering if you would have some dark quotes? I feel like there’s only light, airy ones floating around
Some of these are very negative and, well, dark, so if you’re not one for this sort of thing, please proceed warily.
Love
“She’s a saint with the lips of a sinner. She’s an angel with a devilish kiss.”
“If you don’t fight for what you love, you cry for what you lose.”
“I love you, as certain dark things are to be loved. In secret, between the shadow and the soul.” - Pablo Naruda
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.” - R.Queen
“Hell sent us the most evil disease, and we humans called it “love” “- Conny Cernik
“You know that place between asleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will be waiting.” - Peter Pan
“But my dreams aren’t as empty as my conscience seems, to be. I have hours; only lonely. My love is vengeance that’s never free.”
“They told me not to play with fire, and I should’ve listened because I got burned by your soul and you left me in the ashes.”
“Until we’ve seen someone’s darkness we don’t really know who they are. Until we’ve forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is.” - Marianne Williamson
“We’re all searching for someone who’s demons play well with ours.”
“He saw the darkness in her beauty. She saw the beauty in his darkness.”
“I don’t really get why everything has to end. Nothing can be perfect but instead of quitting, People should try to fix their problems instead of leaving. Love is a really wonderful feeling but most people don’t know the real meaning.”
“He looked at me as if I were the only star in her darkest night and he kissed me as if I were the air that filled her lungs.”
“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” - Mary Oliver
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We are hounds of God.
He slammed on the breaks, his hand slamming across her chest to keep her from smashing forward
This is Marcos, that’s Leo. Don’t trust anybody else in this place, and if you need something from outside, ask them.
Turn your body when you punch, gives it more power.
My apartment isn’t a storage facility, y’know…
His idea of helping is to give you a passport and plane ticket, and tell you to stop bothering him
You think so little of yourself
I don’t do secrets if they don’t benefit me anyway
“What…? Are you going to jump?” “That’s the plan.”
That’s the most sexual handshake I’ve ever seen
You better watch that hand, boy.
“It’s her own fault that she didn’t do anything of herself!” “No, it’s not her fault!”
You have no idea how much you put her back.
“I’m thinking of taking my old job back…” “Robbing people?” “What? No, man…”
God, she’s gonna murder Chloe if she opens her mouth one more time to say something stupid
I don’t care what you did, you understand? It’s not my business in anyway.
Have you worked a day in your life?
“No… Oh my God, tell me you didn’t…” “He won’t report it. The man has more warrants than I have family left.”
Get a haircut you little monster.
“Where you going?” “I have work. Meet me in library at 2?”
“Are you gonna drink the whole bottle?” “Lost the cork, what else I’m supposed to do?”
I had to threaten to kill over half of them for them to come here, but hey, nobody needs to know that
“I’m sorry.” “No need to be, sweetheart. Are you still cold?”
Their leader didn’t give much change to mistakes
“Why do you say it like your pain doesn’t matter?” “Because at end of the day, somebody has suffered more than me.”
“Are you drunk?” “Hardly ever.”
“Why’s Marcus walking like that?” “He tried to do a cannonball to inch of snow.”
I don’t know why I’m eating, I’m not even hungry
Are you supposed to bring a present to a funeral?
“How did you started working for Harry?” “I ran over him and he offered me a job. Easy.”
Can you blow the candles next time you leave the room?
Why does your voice sound like gravel?
Would such a man pistol whip an eleven-year-old?
You’re not even supposed to drink caffeine.
Were you gonna stab me with a spoon?!
This is wicked magic. It’ll bite your ass faster than you can ever imagine
Is putting me behind bars not enough? You had chain me to a wall too?
Keep him screaming, Nik. I want someone to call the cops
The one time I need it to rain in Portland it doesn’t
I wish to speak with you, my darling.
“You’re gonna die alone!” “Everybody dies alone, you fool”
why’s the woman yelling outside
“Is this legal evidence?” “You and I have different meaning of legal, counselor”
Did you manage to punch him before he got arrested?
Let’s pretend we didn’t just break about sixteen laws in five seconds
Any change that you can
Oh shit, he’s a big fella, call Emma. I don’t wanna fight him.
You want your kid back? Better confess to murder of that little girl or soon your son goes to fight a big men’s war in Uganda
“Why are you sleeping on the back of the ambulance?” “Didn’t find any other place.”
“What did you give to him?” “A illegal horse tranquilizer from China. Knocks you out in five minutes. I don’t know how he’s even standing anymore.”
Hey fucker, my porch lights are not on! Fuck off!
You managed to find a only gun store that doesn’t have Chicago’s 78 hour wait?
“It’s not that easy” “Well it’s not that complicated either”
I just inhaled chocolate cake. This is the best way to die
I have to wear two sports bras to even think about exercising
Where do you think I do at 2am? Taco bell, bitch
I may not know your name but this won’t be your dying day
The lady of modern day Edinburg pierced the knife through her heart and hoped the spell had worked
That stupid grin on his face is almost enough of a reason to hit him
“I read the police report, you know.” “Then you know what happened. So why are you bothering to talk to me?”
Why aren’t they finding anything?
God why the hell I’m so hungry? I haven’t done anything…
“She has about four hours of air left.” “Who do you know?”
“Why’s she’s screaming?” “Some kind of ritual. I think she’s a witch.”
I got a headache for acting like I actually cared about his options
“Why are you on my couch?” “I’m trying to come up with a plan to get your brother out of the trouble with Chinese mafia.” “Oh… Well you’re welcome to stay if you like.”
I’ll call him. Let’s hope that he’s still in Barranquilla… And not in a ditch with cocaine blocking his nose.
“He’s still looking for you.” “What does that mean? Are you in trouble?”
“There’s dinner in the freezer.” “Ice cream is not dinner. But thanks.”
Yes, I will break it, don’t let me touch it
What was I supposed to think, you left giggling out of the room!
I didn’t think I could fuck up so badly. I’m honestly quite amazed of myself.
Don’t make the lie more complicated.
“She had enough evidence to put him to jail for the rest of his life.” “Why didn’t she?” “I think part of her still believed in family that time.”
I don’t wanna start begging, but I swear to God I will.
How long have you waited to do that?
Happy’s missing three teeth, Kevin has had his face purple for the past two weeks, and Rigg probably has lost half of his intelligence just hanging out with you guys!
You can stop avoiding me, alright? I know what happened, so call me.
I don’t know what your father taught you, but mine taught me how to take a beating.
“You just let her walk out of the front door?!” “We didn’t know it was her!” “How the hell you didn’t know that! Her face is plastered all over the news!”
“God, I don’t want to talk to you right now” “Well you have to. Does your shoulder hurt?”
”What the hell happened?! I though you promised not to lay a hand on him, no matter what he does!” ”Oh shut up. He started waving a knife around, I just made sure he didn’t poke his eye out.”
I don’t know how she’s even moving after that.
Don’t let me slam her face in, because I swear to God I will do it if she keeps talking
“You want my jacket?” “This smells like weed, dude.” “It’s not my jacket so don’t blame me.”
“Is this stolen?” “You want to see a receipt?”
“What… Why are you checking your pulse?” “I just wanna make sure that I’m still alive.”
I thought this was supposed to be one of those easy jobs!
Don’t make it obvious that you’re an asshole, put your shirt on.
You put on hell of a fight, I hope you know that.
Do I get a list of rules when I go there or do I just have to be on my good side?
They don’t look so happy… You think we should apologize?
I don’t think you should eat something that has been in your apartment as long as that has.
“Show me,” he whispered, starting to pull down the zipper of her hoodie. “It’s just a bruise…” She tried to push his hand away, but she was backed against the corner and the painkillers had stopped working, so even breathing was painful.
You’re still replying my texts so it can’t be that bad
“You’ve never been a man with few words.” “I only need few perfect words.” “And what are those?” “Marry me.”
Looks like you’ve started finally to listen to me.
I can feel the hair on my ass standing up
I know all your dirty tricks… I know every step before you even take them . He’s my brother. I’ll always take his side before anybody else’s.
When you decide to come in, there’s pepperoni pizza in the oven
He seems to like avoiding you.
It doesn’t matter how hurt she is, she’ll try to get up and fight. It’s her nature.
I would have come to the wedding but the nurses threated to tie me down to the bed if I even try to rip off the tubes and stuff… but you know, congratulations.
“Now you’re just being mean.” “I think the word you’re supposed to use is… a tease.”
Are we just going ignore that the maniac just drank the whole bottle?
She definitely has the balls to do it, no question about it
I got concussion from a door. I ended up at ER, explaining that the door viciously slammed against my face, sounds great doesn’t it
“How did you get mom here?” “I gave her two hundred bucks to stay the whole thing.” “What?!”
If she starts to poke my chest again, I’ll walk out and leave you there to be tortured
She grew up on lies. Either it was from her mother’s mouth or from the man who she always thought was her father.
“Who long have we known each other?” “About fifteen years. Give or take. But that doesn’t mean I trust you.”
Can you pull my shoulder back in?
He’s going to kill you. He’s so going to kill for doing that to her.
You used to be so much better at lying.
Stay down! Don’t get up!
“Do you believe in love with first sight?” “I don’t believe in love.”
She had warned him and after he started pounding on Jon the third time, she didn’t think twice for making him bleed.
Touch my brother and I’ll make sure that you won’t be able to move you hands an inch afterwards
I know my limits. I know how much pain I can take before I pass out or can’t move. I know my body.
“Nice underwear,” he pointed out with a smirk, expecting Alex to start pulling her shirt to cover herself, but she surprised him by pulling the top over her head. “Oh wow.”
Are you asking for a permission? Because if so… I might just give you one.
“People might just start to think you’re obsessed with me.” “Are expectin’ me to deny it?” “I might just have to start calling you my stalker then…”
Prove me wrong then! Prove me that I can trust you, that you won’t fuck me over the second I drop my guard!
“Can you stop sleeping in my bathtub?” “Why? Is so much better than the bed you made me sleep.”
Do I need to tell you everything I love about you?
Are you a predator or the prey?
My mom found your bra in my freezer, why the fuck?
I don’t remember if I ate today so… wanna go grab Thai or something?
I told it was faster this way.
I’m not great at driving when someone is trying to kill me!
I’m gonna borrow your suitcase, mate! Your clothes are under the bed if you need them!
This is not a taco. This is just disgusting.
He pointed at me with a tattooed finger. “I’ll call you.” And then he was gone.
“I thought you’d never drop down your guard.” “Consider yourself special.”
You’re younger than me and you’re rocking in your rocking chair like old man
“I don’t want fancy dinners or restaurants!” “Great, I’ll take you to the fanciest bar I’ve ever been in.”
What was I supposed to do, huh? He punched me first, Bret!
You’ll break your neck eventually by doing that
You were literally falling while you were sleeping
You used to have a longer hair than me, Phil!
You look surprisingly angry while chewing gum
We’re going to try push them back a bit, get Ricky to the truck!
I think I might just kidnap you if you don’t get next week off.
Fucking pew pew motherfucker
My temper tends to land me in trouble more than often.
You wanna know why she did it?
She thought that maybe her nightmares would stop.
You need to tell him. He deserves to know.
“Brock? Where the hell are you going?” “Who the fuck does he think he is?!
I learned at very young age that being quiet kept you alive
I’m not that good with people who only disrespect me, I’m sure you understand.
Of course I’m scared
Her body was covered in mostly small scars and burns. The price of stupidity, her nana said. She didn’t care that much, the biggest burns on her back were mostly covered by tattoos, just like the whip scars on her abdomen and upper back.
They should never put the crazy ones in the same room
One thing he would never do was to stay down when somebody said so
The look in his eyes was something raw and too familiar. She saw herself in him, and she hated that more than anything.
They had been lucky that cops hadn’t looked in the back alley when they came to break up the bar fight. They would have had an easy arrest, the four who had started the whole fight inside were slumped in line against the brick wall of the next building.
Kneeling before her were the men that didn’t believe in Gods. Her army.
Just because his back is turned doesn’t mean he can’t hear you.
This world is filled with more terrifying things than death
You are meaningless. We all are. It’s our to change that.
Don’t rely on happy endings
It has been rumored for weeks.
She’s a veteran in this business, she knows how to play.
You’ve a have a gimmick of being a lost cause.
I’d appreciate if you apologized in person
Men starts wars, women end them. That’s just a fact.
Every damn time I talk to you, I’m more convinced that you’re an actual alien
You are just hurting yourself by doing that.
Didn’t you two had enough already!?
“She refused the help of the medics -” “And you just let her?!” “I didn’t think she could slip out, she couldn’t even walk by herself!”
She hoisted her brother to his feet again, “You need to stop picking fights with them.”
Goddammit, don’t just leave him laying there!
So… this is how she spends her Fridays. Collecting debts for a mob. Nice.
She decided that throwing a toaster at me was the best defense
I mean she slapped him hard enough to break skin
Keith! Stop shooting people in the living room!
“What if I press the big red button? Will I start a war?” “That’d flush the toilet.”
Don’t get him all fired up. I’m gonna be the one who has to calm him down afterwards
You have two jobs in this family. To watch that Iain doesn’t do anything that lands him back to prison and that Shawn doesn’t disappear again.
How did we ended up like this? Two against an army of thousands
“Are you a coward?” “I’m a survivor.”
Why are drinking milk out of my shot glasses?
“Why is my boyfriend covered in blood?” “Why are you not asking him?” “Because he’s a lying asshole.”
He cracked his gloved knuckles before knocking on her door
God… stop with the undying love bullshit. Maybe there is some sort of love but nothing lost forever.
“Do you even remember his name?” “I know it started with M, I think.”
“I know you ain’t listening anything,” Johnny sat in front of her, tugging her other earbud off.
With cigarette clenched between her lips, she wiped the coffee off her fingers to her ripped jeans
“I don’t take no for answer, so…?” “That makes you sound like an asshole, you know that right?”
He couldn’t help but to look at her through the mirror, she was trying her best to wipe off the eyeliner and mascara smeared on her face, she was a mess. But this woman was his mess.
I don’t think it’s wise to look directly to their eyes
Let’s play a game of stupid and a moron
She laid on the hot concrete, blood dripping down her cheeks. Her temper had gotten her into a fight, was that a surprise in anyway?
How far are you willing to go to convince that you’re alright?
I don’t have a bra on, please don’t make me run.
Can you stop smiling when people hurt you? It makes you look like a crazy maniac
Allan lifted Sam with ease up to the table, tangling his fingers in her hair. “You are more stupid than I thought,” he whispered, running both of his hands through her hair.
They watched the man carefully, like he was a time bomb ready to explode
Wake up, kid. I need you to wake up, I can’t carry you if you don’t.
She picked up a man twice her side. That’s power
Didn’t anybody teach you not to taunt a trained MMA fighter
“Your father wouldn’t want this.” “He probably doesn’t wanna be death either, so does it really it matter what he would have wanted from me?”
“Are you lying?” “Through my teeth.”
You wanna do this here or do we go somewhere were your friends can’t see me murder you?
I’m not sure why you seemingly needed to share your weaknesses to me, but God… You made a huge mistake.
I’m sure that this will backfire on me, but let’s pretend that we don’t know that already
How the hell are you so pale? You live in Florida!
I don’t think they should be here. They just manage to get into trouble.
God that sounded better when I was rehearsing it.
She wanted to forget the shit of a life she had
Would it be such an immensely horrible thing if I just accidentally hit him?
Past is supposed to stay in the past, especially her past.
Just keep him angry. Please do that to me, I want to see him finally explode.
“Pendejo!” Rosa shouted, slamming her hand flat against the table. “You have some serious problems!”
Right information is very important in this line of work, son.
“Fuuuck! We’re so damn late from his bullshit party!” “Oh shut up, we are only fashionable late.”
Put your seat belt on. No? I ain’t driving anywhere before you do.
Why the fuck did you bring your kid? I’m not babysitting!
I think my hair is dying
“Where are you?” “South of Houston, why?” “John left me to fucking Taco Bell, I need a ride.”
My ass has feelings!
If I found drugs on your brother’s room, can I keep it?
Who the fuck put soy in my coffee?!
That is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen.
“I’ve have a vivid imagination.” He purred in her ear. “Then you can survive few more days…” she whispered back, pushing him away.
Shit, she’s quicker than I thought…
Cut her loose, her hands are turning gray
You keep avoiding the subject. It a simple question, and I just need an answer.
Ricky had lost his legs in Iraq, but still every time the national anthem came on, he propped himself up a inch or two.
I know you have a high tolerance of pain, but this is ridiculous!
That woman is as crazy as they come.
He hadn’t expected for Mia to lunge forward, every intention to break Seth’s arms. Joe managed to step between them before her fist would bash against the younger man’s face, he had to pick her up from the ground as she almost hit him to face. V
“You can’t handle me,” she purred, her fingers sliding to inside his jacket pocket, with intentions to grab his wallet. Hank was only smiling, grabbing her by the wrist, “Maybe I don’t want to.”
Vinny had told many lies in his life, and only about two out of every fifteen had some truth in them.
She hadn’t even realized she was angry before Tyler wrapped his hand around her lower back, leaning down to ask if she was alright.
Is he old enough to play paintball? Or maybe laser tag?
Alan watched as she wiped the sweat off her face, eyeshadow and eyeliner wiping down to her cheeks. “You enjoy staring at me?”
I don’t think I did anything wrong
He hadn’t seen her smile in the two weeks he had been here, but now that she did, it was one of the prettiest things that he had seen.
Wes had curled himself in the smallest ball that the 6 feet 5 man could
“You’re naked.” “Good eye, darling.”
He looked great in the tailored Dolce and Gabbana suit, shame that he would have to die in it
Sometimes the worst decisions lead to best outcomes
”What counts as medical emergency?” “Your whole body is a medical emergency!”
What were you expecting? She’s a kleptomaniac
You can cut off her arms and legs, but she won’t stop.
She had found a perfect place between the top of the lockers and the ceiling, it was great place to sleep.
I think we might just be alright..
She might just be your worst nightmare
Sascha gave a grimacing smile before clearing his throat. “We will consider your offer.”
She circled her hand over the small back of the eight-month old, whose face had turned bright shade of red from endless crying. “Kiddo…”
“Were you trying to break his back?” “To be honest I was trying to get him off my ass.”
Sid plucked the cigarette from Colby’s lips, dropping it to the half-full wineglass. “Keep taunting me…” she leaned down to whisper in his ear from behind, “And I’ll make sure that your tongue is cut off.”
Bastian lived on the edge. Quite literally. He lived in rusty van on edge of a cliff, maybe hoping that someday the car would drop to the rocks and he would be inside
Thank God for waterproof makeup….
This is for everybody who never supported me. Because I didn’t need you in the end.
She didn’t want to cry. It wasn’t any more about not wanting show weakness or pride. She just didn’t want to be sad anymore
Big shout out to @ofpoemsandprompts!
Au
Everyone has their own animal as a companion and guardian from birth until death. You discover your soulmate when your animals plays with theirs.