Latest Posts by zyxyftm - Page 2
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Lay all your love on me 🫶🏼💙
In another life 🫶🏼💙
I will love you til the day that I die 🫶🏼💙
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I'm just thinking a lot about these back to back conversations we've been witness to...
The way sera fuels her one sided rivalry with varric. She does Not Care about what is outside her lane, she don't know shit about the fade outside whatever the chantry repeated all her life, but she respects people's strengths, and i think that's where she tries to find common ground in people. Like, even though she's surprised when vivienne doesnt recognize/respects her in return, she doesn't let that shake her. bc she's still
1. a mage and, 2. an asshole
but varric... he can do everything she can in combat, he's also funny, laidback, easy to talk to, The Head of a spy network that he makes run...
"So What" she says, unprompted... lol
Maker he’s so 🩶🤍
If they do make us choose I am choosing varric every single time I love that man with every molecule in my body
"An hour also isn’t a lot of time to get a handle on a game’s story but that’s the area that leaves me the most confident about Veilguard. There’s intrigue to the game’s tale already, with Varric hoping he can convince Solas to stop his plan of tearing open the Veil: a wish by the dwarf to save a dear friend. There’s a fascinating relationship that's already being set up, Varric and Solas as opposing narrative forces, with your character, Rook, pulled between them."
this is from an article from inverse.
i'm starting to buy into the theory that both varric and solas are trapped in the fade (two elven gods escaped, trapping the two in their place?) and since rook now has a special connection to the fade, maybe he can hear both of them and even visit them in dreams.
i wonder if the game really is going to make us choose between them. either forcing us to choose who to save from the fade, or who's ideology we ultimately align with.
So I can’t be the only varric lover that has recently gone from “are they finally going to let me fuck that dwarf” to “oh they’re killing him” in the last few days and is feeling unreasonable levels of grief, right
He better just be knocked out because I swear to God if they kill him I genuinely won't be able to handle that
Okay. This screenshot is taken right before the fall of the pillars where Varric looks like he's about to run. See the empty space to the left of Varric's right shoulder (viewer's left)?
After the pillars shatter, that space behind Varric's shoulder becomes occupied by a stocky someone lying prone with a green, sparking thing embedded in their chest. They lift their head to look down at the thing, then their head falls back to the cobblestones.
I am pretty sure that's Varric. This all happens between 20:05-20:09 in the video.
Varric
Other refs:
Rook: The Player's Character
Harding: The Scout
Neve: The Detective
Emmrich: The Necromancer
Taash: The Dragon Hunter
Davrin: The Warden
Bellara: The Veil Jumper
Lucanis: The Mage Killer
Varric: The Silver Fox [you're here]
new copypasta just dropped
VARRIC??!??!?!?!?!?!?!
mods are asleep, post silver fox Varric
mods are asleep, post silver fox Varric
Can u imagine brand-new father Trevor Bruttenholm wakes up and there's the silhouette of a demon in his doorway with glowing orange eyes and he's scared shitless for half a second before Hellboy says "I frew up"
Don’t forget this panel from earlier on the same page! This whole page is gold tbh lol
Clean up of a doodle I liked. I've mostly played through Inquisition since that was the only game I had for a while, but I have since started Origins and will play the games in order.
I think. I am so funny for this
Varric: A giant hole in the sky.
Warden: A cult who thought Andraste was reincarnated as a dragon and guarded the temple containing her ashes.
Varric: Blighted lyrium that turns people to stone and makes shit float around.
Warden: A dragon made of lightning
Varric: ... That breathed lightning?
Warden: That too.
Varric: ... A Qunari invasion. Two of them.
Warden: A forest of sentient trees inhabited by a tribe of werewolves that are the product of a curse laid down by a Dalish Keeper
Varric: You're just making this up now.
Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,
BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C
Varric - Attention
Transcript:
Varric: If there's one thing I know, it's how to get an asshole's attention!
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Dragon Age Inquisition
Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?
Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.
Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.
Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.
Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.
Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.
Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.
Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.
Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.
Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.
dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. VARRIC/HAWKE EDITION
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There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.
I asked Varric if he wanted to hang out and he said he was too busy conditioning his chest hair.
Endless list of my favorite characters: Varric Tethras - Dragon Age 2/Inquisition
↳ “I keep hoping none of this is real. That this is all some bullshit from the fade and it’ll just disappear.”
Confession: I want to rest my face in Varric’s fuzzy bosom